Limericks for All

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Thanks, VOF Crew.

Russell M our country has lost its voice of freedom
now we rise to restore this freedom
for we have members of the SAS
who see whats wrong and repeat FFS
never again will we be fooled by the demon
Stephen Z We have no choice
Carl give us a voice.
It’s not so dumb
Voice of Freedom.
Our choice rejoice invoice.
Cheryl T When my friends and family disowned me,
I was shattered and left feeling lonely,
Then one day,
I found my way,
To my Voice of Freedom family
Rozi T Ainslie Bullion for free
On the Voice of Freedom said he
Your abundance to induce
With a 10 ounce silver laying goose
A chance to dance with glee
Rozi T Freedom Financial Solutions
Here no government Fiat pollutions
The answer to your prayer
Without even ruffling a hair
Just some twinkling silver effusions
Rozi T For the winners there be
Ainslie Bullion & FFS silver for free
No need to dig from the ground
Your hands & knees to crack down
Instead laugh all the way tee hee hee
Ursula B All members of Voice of Freedom
Display their ability to reason
Thus heeding advice from FFS and Ainsley
Withdrawing our monies from the Global Enemy
We will secure our financial freedom.
Rozi T The VOF will be there
Your silver ownership to declare
If you’re short on cash
A limerick off you can dash
No need to ever despair
Rozi T When looking to be a chancer
No need to be a ballet dancer
By Voice of Freedom is required
With words you must be enmired
To lift the silver ten ouncer
Rozi T Ainslie Bullion for free
On the Voice of Freedom said he
Your abundance to induce
With a 10 ounce silver laying goose
A chance to dance with glee
KEVIN G The FFS is the way to go or is Carl just foolin
Nevertheless I bought Silver from Ainslie Bullion
I have seen COVID and masks destroy lives
And people staying inside like bees in a hive
But we have the Cabal running, at least the ones still alive.
Cheryl T Cass at FFS suggests to buy some Gold,
So run to Ainslie before it’s all been sold,
From Como Johno’s documentation,
to the My Place Food Proclamation,
Carl at Voice of Freedom says it all so bold.
Peta M Sitting and waiting for this show to end,
It is driving us around the bend,
The banks are failing
While Ainslie bullion is retailing
Watching gold and silver ascend.
Katie L There’s a war being waged in our Kingdom.
so gather all those with true wisdom.
you have to be in it.
to be sure to win it.
With a strong and steady Voice of freedom!
Andrea G The Voice of Freedom is where you’ll find Carl
With informative updates on the Cabal.
Freedom Financial Solutions is Cass’ remedy
Buy gold & silver, stuff the Matrix economy.
A visit to Ainsley Bullion will boost our moral.
Will & Kay D There once was a grouse bloke named Carl,
Who taught us about the Cabal,
He travels around
With his ear to the ground
And can serve up his trolls, a good snarl

He hooks up with people en mass
Like Freedom Financial Solutions, Cass
“Folks have no fear
She’ll lend you an ear
& help get your Self-Managed stash”

In land you can in-vest it in
From the Yarra Valley to Clondobolin
Or load up on gold
Before it’s all sold
And you gotta move back-in with kin

Now that’s not as easy as it sounds
Coz we’ve all had our ear to the ground
So get your bullion with Ainslie
And Cass, it’s so pain free
As freedom is where we are bound

We just luv ya Carl and your show
Now we’ve always got some where to go
You’re a top Aussie bloke
With a huge heart and a joke
Thanks for keeping us all in the know

These bastards have sure had a hide
History, we are on your right side
Onwards we March
White hats with starch
Voice Of Freedom, c’mon, “let’s riiiide”

Cheryl T Criminals at the helm of our country,
Will someday meet with a bungee,
At Capital Hill,
It will be a thrill
As Voice Of Freedom reports it daily
bruce b I LIKE TO GO PROSPECTING MAINLY
AND SELL ALL MY NUGGETS TO AINSLIE
MY FREEDOM FINANCIAL SOLUTION
TO ALL THIS GOVERNMENT POLLUTION
IS TO WATCH CARL ON VOICE OF FREEDOM DAILY
 

3 thoughts on “Limericks for All

  1. Cass at FFS suggests to buy some Gold,
    So run to Ainslie before it’s all been sold,
    From Como Johno’s documentation,
    to the My Place Food Proclamation,
    Carl at Voice of Freedom says it all so bold.

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